So this guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a martini. Just before he can take a sip of the drink a potato monkey runs up, sticks its thumb in the martini glass, and then takes off running again. This infuriates the man. So he asks the bartender, "Whose the potato monkey belong to?" the bartender replies, "The guy playing the piano". So the man goes over to the piano player and asks him, "Do you know your potato monkey just put its thumb in my martini?" to which the piano player replies, "No. Why don't you hum it for me."
Awesome.
Tomfooling,
BR80
Tomfooling,
BR80
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